Crushable Presents: Every Celebrity Gets The Halloween Costume He Or She Deserves

At this point, it's the most shocking costume she could wear.

You can't make that face and expect people not to Photoshop you to look like you're giving birth.

For her crime of over-the-top gaudiness, she is sentenced to dress as that least sexy of vegetables, the eggplant. (Least sexy-looking, I mean. The humble eggplant is plenty sexy-tasting, if you ask me. INNER BEAUTY, Kim.)

Ain't no clown like a Michael C. Hall clown 'cause a Michael C. Hall clown is terrifying.

The latest step in her flan-re-education-via-Gloria-Estefan program.

She won't even need to change costumes for this one.

Self-explanatory.

Sigh!