Celebrity Lookalikes: Old Photos Of Courtney Stodden And Blond(ish) Hollywood Starlets

If Courtney wants her own reality show, she'd do well to emulate the queen of reality: The Hills star Lauren, whose crying scenes have been made into .gifs and who can screech accusations like "You know what you did!" and still maintain a shred of dignity.

The wardrobe totally matches up, right? Down to the inappropriate-for-school heels.

It saddens us to see Courtney unconsciously imitating this trainwreck at such an early age.

Except in this case, Courtney's dad really should have locked her up and kept her away from music. And middle-aged LOST actors.

Except that Dakota has so much more class.