That was quickâ€”Courtney StoddenÂ and Doug HutchisonÂ will appear on Dr. Drew‘s showÂ LifechangersÂ on Monday, November 7 to explain their side of “Pumpkingate.” That is, when they showed up at a pumpkin patch two days ago and proceeded to play tonsil hockey in front of the poor children. The fact that Courtney was wearing an outfit that would put Jessica Simpson‘s Daisy Duke to shame didn’t help matters.
We got a preview of the episode, and wow do these two sound oblivious. In a little over a minute, Courtney manages to call concerned mothers jealous hypocrites, proclaim herself a “pumpkin patch princess” for the kids’ enjoyment, and make even Dr. Drew look nauseous.
You know you’ve gone over the deep end when a man who appears on such exploitative shows as Celebrity RehabÂ feels uncomfortable in your presence. It’s right when Courtney cackles, “The dads loved it!” that Dr. Drew makes the face, because he’s seeing what she fails to: It’s not normal for grown men to like seventeen-year-olds like our aspiring reality star.
The one upside is that we found out that all the paparazzi photos of Courtney and Doug sucking face were taken in their own “private pumpkin patch”: After they got kicked out, they bought five pumpkins and found a little wooded area where the photographers could set up and get the best shot of Courtney in her short-shorts and stripper boots. How considerate.
Photo:Â Ryan Burch/Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers