Don’t you hate it when you’re just trying to spend a nice afternoon at the pumpkin patch with your family — picking out jack-o-lanterns and going for hay rides — but you’re too distracted by the 17-year-old in daisy dukes dry-humping her 51-year-old husband to get anything done? Folks at a pumpkin patch in Santa Clarita had this experience over the weekend, when Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson took their inappropriate relationship gourd-hunting.
Evidently, the barely-clothed Courtney was straddling Doug and posing provocatively amid the pumpkins, and other patrons of the patch where understandably creeped-out. So they complained to management and the duo was asked to leave. You can’t say Courtney didn’t warn you:
“Ready to hit the hot & heavy hay this afternoon in preparation for Halloween – YEEHAW! XOs, Love, Your All American Girl ”
(via Huffington Post)