This is a video of Oprah Winfrey teaching Rosie O’Donnell to take tequila shots. Because, apparently, Oprah Winfrey is very into this, like a sorority girl on spring break. The first time she saw Oprah taking a tequila shot, Rosie felt it was, “a little like seeing Julie Andrews shoot heroin.”
To which I say: no, Rosie, it isn’t like that at all. It’s like a grown-up adult woman imbibing one fluid ounce of a very common, legal substance. Plus a little salt. Also, Julie Andrews shoots heroin all the time — spoonful of medicine, am I right?