Lady Gaga made a promise to her Twitter followers that if they got “Marry the Night Single Cover” to be the #1 trending topic, she’s release the record’s artwork. The topic did not got to #1, but Gaga tweeted it out anyway — that’s not how you train a little monster!
The artwork shows a leather-clad Gaga resting atop a car while fire burns around her. Presumably, the fire department’s too busy rescuing Katy Perry‘s cat from a tree to come put it out. Here’s a question I have: how does a person marry the night, exactly? And are there tax benefits to that? Gaga, your single had better give me answers.