When I posted yesterday about the methy-looking photos of Lindsay Lohan currently circulating around the Internet, I figured it would only take her people a little while to either claim the photos were doctored, or issue a bitchy non-response. (Or tell us she’s going back to rehab, ha ha, no but seriously, she probably should.) With the help of the above headline, can you guess which of these things has already happened?
That’s right, they’ve issued a bitchy non-response! How did you get so clever? Here is what Lindsay’s rep Steve Honig told People:
Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair, and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.
Hmm. By that logic, with everything else that’s going on in the world right now, “there is no way” Mr. Honig should be working as a PR rep for Lindsay Lohan at all. He should be down at Occupy Wall Street fighting for economic justice, or helping inner city kids learn to read, or maybe passing out food, medicine and condoms in sub-Saharan Africa. But seeing as he’s not doing any of those things, it seems a bit hypocritical for him to use that as an excuse. A simple “no comment” without the heaping side of logical fallacies would have sufficed, without making him look like a self-righteous idiot in the process. Then again, this is Lindsay Lohan’s PR rep we’re talking about, a man for whom representing, say, Macaulay Culkin would constitute a huge step up.