You know, I’ve always been under the impression that the entire cast of Jersey Shore just spawned fully formed in Seaside Heights; but apparently I was wrong, because this is a picture of Pauly D as a child on his favorite mode of transportation. Furthermore, if this picture from the vaults is an indication of how Pauly’s hair is when left to its own devices, exactly how much gel would you estimate he needs in order to get it to do this?:
My guess is a lot. Because IT DEFIES GRAVITY.
But don’t you just want to pinch Little Pauly’s cheeks? Awwwwww.