Sour Patch Kids are devious. Theyâ€™ll cut the strings on your yoyo. Theyâ€™ll unfold your origami. Theyâ€™re real menaces to society, those Sour Patch Kids. Or at least, theyâ€™re menaces to Method Manâ€™s society, because this is apparently what happens to him whenever anyone spills a bag of them near him:
Thisâ€¦ confuses me. Is it just a three-and-a-half-minute-long Sour Patch kids commercial? Or is Method Man unusually interested in the exploits of little men made out of gelatin? Or (even better), is it a trailer for a video game starring a bag of Sour Patch Kids? This last option seems to be the most likely, given the plug about them head to a console near you. To which I ask: Who the hell came up with the idea to have a video game based around Sour Patch Kids? Stranger things have happened, I suppose; does anyone remember that Sega game starring the 7-Up Spot? Though to be honest, this is what I REALLY want to know: Who decided that Method Man would be the best celebrity to shill for this very strange-looking game? Alas, we may never learn the truth.
Damn. Now I really want some Sour Patch Kids.