Each year, a variety of sexy Halloween costumes flood the market. Sexy nurse… sexy gangster… sexy Hogwarts student… the possibilities are endless. This year, though, why not do something a little different? For there is a new sexy Halloween costume on the market: Sexy Courtney Stodden! With a little bit of effort, you, too, can emulate everyone’s favorite jail bait bride.
Where to begin? Well, how about with this?
Simply purchase an American flag for the low, low price of $19.99 from a Target near you, strip down, wrap it around yourself, and voila! Instant Courtney!
If you’re feeling crafty, you might even consider sewing your flag yourself. Then you’ve got a double costume: Courtney Stodden AND Betsy Ross! You’ll be the hit of the neighborhood!
In the event that you’re feeling a little more ambitious, you could also get a breast augmentation, then don a white bikini:
The bikini and breast augmentation may be a little costlier than the American flag, but it will be, like, totally worth it. Why not show off your new assets in this hot little number from Dolce & Gabbana?
Go ahead! You deserve a splurge!