Here at Crushable, we like to make sure that you, our loyal readers, are prepared for anything. We walked you through what you should take with you in the event of camping; now, we’ve got a new guide for you: A Hazing Protection Kit. We cover multiple forms of hazing here, so no matter what the situation, you should be able to find something to help protect you. Good luck.
1) Haze Machine
A haze machine can create an effective form of camouflage. Just be warned: they’re heavy and somewhat unwieldy, making them difficult to transport. We suggest gathering intel on a specific location, then putting the machine in place before the beginning of any potential skirmish.
Chauvet Arena Hazer 3 (Guitar Center, $799)
2) Mickey Mouse Poncho
Guards against hoses, food, mud, booze, and all sorts of other horrible things that may be thrown at you. Also, who doesn’t love Mickey?
Disney Mickey Mouse Adult Rain Poncho (Amazon, $8.75)
3) Pepto Bismol
To be used in the event that you are made to consume something your system may have trouble processing.
16 oz. Bottle (Drugstore.com, $7.49)