According to a press release sent out yesterday by HarperCollins Publishers, their imprint William Morrow is slated to publish “the definitive memoir and tell-all by controversial rock star and actress, Courtney Love.” This gets me excited for all kinds of reasons, not the least of which is that, as a lifelong Hole fan, I’m genuinely interested in Courtney Love’s life story and how she decides to tell it. But as a gossip blogger, I’m also pretty excited to see who she’s going to reveal all sorts of unflattering personal shit about, because nobody talks trash as candidly and entertainingly as she does. Will it be Trent Reznor? Ed Norton? Billy Corgan? Here are some possibilities.