Conspiracy Theory: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Have An Open Marriage

One of the biggest gossip stories today is the assertion, made by multiple someones, that Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on Demi Moore with younger women and their marriage is on the rocks because of it. It wouldn’t be the first time someone has run with this story. But what if the reason Ashton keeps getting caught “cheating” is because they actually have an open marriage…and they just don’t want to talk about it to the press?

First, the story. According to RadarOnline, a 23-year-old woman is accusing Kutcher of cheating on Moore with her (ex?) friend after a “booze-fueled boys night out at a San Diego nightclub last Friday.” Immediately after accusing him, the lady “lawyered up with a top Hollywood attorney” and went into hiding. (Or was it the alleged “mistress” who lawyered up? The language is unclear.)

The story first broke via TheDirty, which published this insane email earlier today:

Nik, I’m going to be straight to the point. I’m a female who works at <REMOVED> who happens to be friends with Sara Leal, probably not after this. I’m sick to my stomach over what happen last Friday night. Like most people on earth I worshiped Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore until Ashton Kutcher f*cked my friend Sara Leal at 4:30AM technically Saturday morning in his room on the 12 floor at the Hardrock Hotel in San Diego. Ashton Kutcher told Sara Leal that him and Demi Moore are separated and the public doesn’t know yet. Smooth line Ashton, she was going to f*ck you anyway. Nik if you want to verify any of this just call Sara Leal yourself or ask Deena Omari. Better yet subpoena Ashton’s bodyguard who took her phone before she came into the room.

Look at him, being all tech-savvy! But why would a gossip blog have the power to subpoena Ashton Kutcher’s body guard? Anyway, Sara Leal supposedly wants $250,000 to tell her story, so there’s a chance she is making it up for the scrilla. [tagbox tag="Ashton Kutcher"]

This scoop comes right as Star Magazine prepares to go to press with a cover declaring the Moore-Kutcher marriage “officially over” due to all the cheating. And don’t forget a year ago, when some other woman named Brittney Jones claimed to have had “a fling” with the dreamy actor turned tech venture capitalist.

So what’s actually going on here? The way I see it, there are two options. 1. Women be lying, or 2. Their marriage is an open one, and they just don’t want to talk about it. (Or 3., Ashton is actually just cheating, but I don’t see Demi Moore putting up with that.) There’s such a huge stigma attached to open relatonships that I doubt they’d talk about it to the press, but for two open-minded, intensely bang-able people forced to be apart for long periods of time, it might make sense. That would explain why Ashton keeps getting accused of “cheating,” and why they appear to remain happily married nonetheless.

Of course, like I said, it could just be lies, all lies. I’m curious to see if Sara Leal’s story checks out in any way, shape, or form. Anyone got a spare $250,000?

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