Trying to do damage control after America got a peep at her aereola on last night’s Dancing with the Stars, Nancy Grace claims that it wasn’t her nipple that popped out of her dress during her dance—it was a pasty. Let’s take a look at the evidence again, shall we?
Nancy reiterated what we already knew, that she likes to tuck little trinkets and good luck charms from her twins in her dress while she dances. She says she also had some other items stuffed in her dress last night:
“When I got dressed, I was wearing Petals [nipple covers] and an industrial strength bra; my dancing dress also had a bra sewn into it. I have been judged guilty without a trial… I will go to my grave denying the nip slip.”
Much as it turns my stomach to be paying this much attention to a quasi-celebrity’s breasts, I have to say that there is most definitely nipple in there.
I seem to remember a similar argument around Janet Jackson‘s Nipplegate all the way back in 2004: People said that since we mostly saw Janet’s bizarre sun/flower piercing, it was OK. But if anything it scarred us even more.
So if Janet can’t get away with it, then Nancy definitely can’t. I know we were already making fun of her knockers before all this started, so I’m sure she’s embarrassed. But she might as well save herself further humiliation, own up to it, and keep dancing (this time in a dress with better coverage).