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This could be a hoax or a story just beginning to break, but here’s what we know so far: Celeb Dirty Laundry says they got their hands on a sex tape that’s rumored to feature everyone’s favorite Disney star Miley Cyrus.
It all boils down to the video, which both CDL and Earsucker say they’ve obtained copies of. (But good luck trying to find it yourself; sites have been posting alleged Miley Cyrus sex tapes for years.)
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Neither site is especially convinced that it’s Miley in the video. Earsucker says the woman bears maybe a small resemblance; Celeb Dirty Laundry reports that the video itself is “really graphic and raunchy.”
While we would just weep over Miley’s lost childhood if this were true, there’s one person who’d be impressed: Jamie Foxx. In 2009, he ragged on Miley on his Sirius satellite radio show The Foxxhole, after she threatened to “ruin” Radiohead because they hadn’t wanted to meet her backstage at the Grammys that year.
Jamie joked that Miley needed to stop being such a brat and a poseur: ”Make a sex tape and grow up. Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That’s what I want.”
For the moment, let’s pretend like Miley does have a tape floating around, even if it’s not the one mentioned above, and tackle the most important question…
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