There’s more than one thing that’s off about Courtney Stodden: The garish makeup, the sexual tweets, and what must be surgically enhanced breasts and face. And now we have proof of at least the latter: Awful Plastic Surgery recently unearthed a newspaper article about Courtney when she was a 15-year-old pageant queen and actually looked like a teenager.
That’s her Miss Washington pageant photo; note the open eyes, normal smile, and even some baby fat in her cheeks. Sure, she’s got enough makeup and hairspray to make her presentable, but she still looks like a kid playing dress-up. (We’re actually getting a young Christina Applegate vibe here.)
Compare that to the Courtney we met when she married Doug Hutchison: Raccoon eyes that can’t stay open, thin lips curled in a weird smirk, and trashy clothing.
This girl astounds and depresses us: For instance, she just told reporters that she “was aroused for 24 hours straight” during her wedding night to Doug. (Gag.) It’s this mix of TMI and unbridled sexuality that makes her today’s Style Icon at our sister site TheGloss.
A few months ago we tracked down Courtney’s glamour photos; at least in the first one, when she’s dressed in her Miss Ocean Shores getup, she still looks normal. It’s horrible how much she now resembles a Barbie doll, instead of a kid who only a few years ago was playing with dolls.
Really, the photo below — and yes, we were mean and chose a candid shot — also does a number on her “inner beauty.” What we mean is, in the Miss Washington pic she still seemed bright-eyed and optimistic about life; now, at the age of 17 (if we can believe that), she looks worn out and used up.
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