Caption This Photo of Emmys Odd Couple Martin Scorsese and Glee‘s Heather Morris

Sometime before the Emmys telecast, Martin Scorsese and Heather Morris ended up on the red carpet at the same time. She seems to be laughing at a joke the famous director made, or maybe it’s because at this angle he looks like a hobbit. We’ve come up with a few more possibilities for what’s going on in this meeting of the minds:

Martin: You’ve never even heard of Taxi Driver, have you?
Heather: I host an Internet show about fondue!!

Heather: Am I the White Swan and you’re the Black Swan?

Martin: You think Modern Family will win anything tonight?
Heather: Yeah right!

Heather: Oh sorry, I thought you were Chris Colfer.

“Myyy preeeeciousss!”

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    • porkchop

      Heather: “Most girls would have been out of their the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide. But I have to admit, it turned me on.”

    • Meghan Keane

      Heather: How did you get out of the Monopoly board little man?