No, seriously. Why is Suri Cruise wearing lipstick? SURI CRUISE IS FIVE.
Okay. I understand little girls playing around with makeup. Most girls go through this phase. A lot of boys go through this phase, too. That’s fine. But usually, when kids go through the “I want to play with makeup like Mommy!” phase, they’re not sporting perfectly-applied Cherries in the Snow.
This REALLY WEIRDS ME OUT.
Does it weird you guys out, too? Please say it does. I’d like to think I’m not alone in my horror.
Just in case you need more convincing, here are two more photos:
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN.