Welcome to the Kristen Stewart School of Acting! We’re so pleased you decided to enroll in our program over such drama school giants as Julliard and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts; we may be small, but we are mighty, and we promise that you won’t regret your decision.
Here at KStewSchool, as we like to call ourselves, we teach three important lessons– and only three. As you work your way through our intensive ten-year curriculum (you can’t rush greatness!), you will learn to take these lessons to heart, and through them, you will deepen your knowledge and understanding of the great craft of acting. The three key lessons of KStewSchool are:
1) Acting isn’t LIKE breathing; it IS breathing.
2) When in doubt, run your hands through your hair distractedly.
3) Bite your lip a lot.
Perhaps this instructional video will help illustrate the importance of these three lessons:
Congratulations! You are now prepared to take on any role, so long as it does not require you to exhibit skills in anything other than the above-mentioned areas.