Did you have your heart set on seeing photos of Justin Timberlake‘s penis? Well, you’re going to have to wait until hackers get into my cell phone, because he claims that he has never sent Mila Kunis a photo of his nether regions. This is in response to rumors Mila’s hacked cell phone contains both photos of Justin (in one he lies in bed and in another he wears women’s underwear as a hat) and a photo of a man’s junk.
The second hardest part of this post is having to tell you guys you won’t be seeing JT nudity, and the second part is deciding whether I should go with an Anthony Weiner joke or a dick-in-a-box joke. There: I got them both in! (Pun unavoidable.)
How great is this era we live in? When one person saying he did not send photos of his genitalia to another person qualifies as news. Keep it up, celeb hackers!