Crushable Presents: Cover Up Scarlett Johansson’s Nudity With Your Very Own Paper Doll

We know how it is: you’re stuck at work and you hear news that nude photos of Scarlett Johansson have been released. You want nothing more than to click on over and gander at naked ScarJo, but oh no — what if your boss walks by?

So okay, you need to be able to look at something safe for work, but black bars are so boring. Never fear, we made this Scarlett Johansson paper doll. Instead of clothes to dress her up in, we’ve given you things a bunch of things associated with the starlet — like Woody Allen glasses, feet-toe shoes, and Ryan Reynolds‘ abs — so you can artfully censor Miss Scarlett to your heart’s content.