The only explanation we can think of is that Michaele SalahiÂ panicked at Scarlett Johansson‘s nude pics stealing all of today’s headlines and decided to try and grab a few for herself. According to TMZ, the 24-hour drama for the Real Housewives of D.C.Â stars goes like this:
- Tareq SalahiÂ panicked and reported Michaele missing when she didn’t go to a hair appointment yesterday and called him from an unfamiliar number.
- Even when Michaele and the sheriff’s department said she was OK, Tareq was sure she was being held for ransom.
- Finally, Michaele spilled: She’s been dating Neal Schon, the lead guitarist for Journey, and ran off to be with him.
Mostly we feel sorry for Tareq; even though he went along with all the famewhoring and gatecrashing, no one needs to find out his wife is cheating on him in such a public way. (And with someone from Journey!)
Also — nice try, Michaele, but no one cares about your attempt at getting a national news story. Considering that you also got booted from Celebrity RehabÂ for not having an addiction, that’s two strikes.Â And of course, now you seem like even more of a selfish bitch.