Anthony Michael Hall: Brat Packer, comeback kid, disturber of the peace. The 43-year-old actor was arrested Tuesday night after an incident in the courtyard of his condo complex left him ripping up plants and shouting obscenities at his neighbors. Evidently, police were called after he knocked on a neighbor’s door and challenged him to a fight. (Judd Nelson declined to comment.)
We like comedian Matt Manser’s imagined jailhouse scenario. Although a Breakfast Club situation would necessitate some drug bonding, and given AMH’s history of substance abuse, that probably wouldn’t end too well. Lessons learned: leave the foliage alone and keep the John Hughes plot devices to a minimum.