Remember when Kim Kardashian was hired to tweet about Carl’s Jr.? Maybe she’s been hired again, but this time by an anti-olive faction. I mean, that’s the only possibly reason someone could react this strongly to accidentally eating an olive, right?
Buddy, it’s okay to like olives, I promise! Change is a good thing. And olives open up a whole new world of tapenade and capers. Capers, Kim! Capers are delicious and there’s no reason you shouldn’t want to eat them.