Have you seen the latest from your friends at All Things Pets? It’s their new 6Pack 9Lives calendar. And considering they’re “your trusted advisor for ‘all things pets,’” you should probably take their word for the fact that you need this calendar.
Especially if you’re the kind of person who needs adorable animals in proximity to male six-packs to improve your mood (and really, who among us isn’t that kind of person?).
Actually, the kind of calendar that would improve my mood would probably involve pictures of drunk guys in Final Destination style death situations (see: my entire dating history, truth be told), but these “calendar hunks” will probably really appeal to the kinds of women who call men “hunks.” And there’s definitely some overlap between those women and the kinds of women who really, really love cats. So this is generally a genius idea all around.
But to be honest, I’m not entirely sure that women are the target demographic here at all. It’s kind of like Playgirl in that sense, but I think we can all agree that the image of our friend on a bike with a precariously perched cat is much less disturbing than this Playgirl image (oh, NSFW link!). Or is it?
Basically, let’s be clear. If you like precariously perched animals near waxed dudes and like donating to cat charities, this calendar is calling you. Pick up the phone!