Do not adjust your monitors. Jack White, serious musician, has teamed up with Insane Clown Posse to create a cover version of, wait for it…Mozart’s Lech Mich Im Arsch. Idiomatically translated to “kiss my ass,” the song is thought to be a piece Mozart composed for his friends to sing at parties when they were feeling saucy. But that didn’t stop ICP from making it even dirtier with lyrics about literal ass-licking, like “call it a fetish/call him a freak/call him a man in need of a tongue on his butt cheek.” The arrangement is further enhanced by the sweet riffs of adorable garage-metal duo Jeff The Brotherhood. Witness the song’s promo video:
And now, for the full verson in all its glory:
I hope Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope found the experience educational.
What strangely legitimate place will the rapping clowns pop up next? NPR? The MOMA? The Metropolitan Museum of Art??? I blame The Village Voice for all of it.