Congratulations, everyone! If you’re reading this, you did not die in the hurricane that swept much of the east coast this past weekend. While it proved to be a major snore-icane here in NYC, other parts of the country got absolutely hammered by Irene, who is such a moody bitch she must be on her period or something, amirite bros? The news media being what it is, a bunch of amazing images made it onto the Internet. Whether people were trying to survive or just being jackasses, each one of them made me go “whoa,” “heh,” “YOU, SIR, ARE AN IDIOT” or some mixture of the three.