5) 3D Glasses
Real life looks better in 3D.
Archie McPhee, $2.50
6) Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Original Broadway Recording
Sing along with Australian drag queen Mitzi Mitosis as she makes her way to Alice Springs in a massive tour bus dubbed Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, preferably with the roof of your Batmobile down and the wind blowing through your hair.
7) Barbarella’s Futuristic Bikini
Who needs pants when you’re the queen of the galaxy?
Because it’s cheesy. Bad, awful, terrible pun completely intended.