The Daily WTF: The Dog Formerly Known as Prince

“I never meant to cause you any sorrow/I never meant to cause you any pain/I only wanted to one time see you laughing/laughing at the purple dog.”

People of the world: we must stop dyeing our pets! We must stop dressing them in sweaters and we must stop putting ribbons in their hair. We mustn’t require them to wear shoes on their paws and we can’t get them anymore pet jewelry. For they are living creatures and they’re entitled to a little bit of dignity.

“It’s such a shame our friendship had to end.”


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