Now we get why Alamo Drafthouse is consistently voted the beast theater in the country. They’re the ones behind the viral video of an angry customer’s bleep-filled voicemail, which they used in their famous “Don’t Talk” campaign of PSAs that run before new movies. Today we stumbled upon their official YouTube channel, which collects all of their “Don’t Talk” PSAs — including the hilarious ones with celebrities like Jason Momoa and Dave Franco. Not all of them succeed — therein lies the fun — but you have to hand it to the theater and the stars for turning out such wacky videos.
Anton Yelchin, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Dave Franco
Threatening to make out with us? You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that, boys.
Michael Cera and Jonah Hill
You know, for the first two takes I thought that Michael was actually being a dick.
Jesse Eisenberg
FAIL, Jesse.















