Turns out Hilary Duff‘s not the only 23-year-old Disney star with a baby on the way! E! News just confirmed that Brenda Song, who stars on Disney’s The Suite Life on Deck, is pregnant. The dad is none other than Trace Cyrus, Miley Cyrus‘ tattooed older brother. Disney brought them together!
Brenda and Miley appeared together on the triple-crossover special Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana in 2009. Around the same time, Trace was still ragging on Disney kids: He had a weird two-month Twitter romance (and break-up) with Demi Lovato and claimed that he doesn’t need to keep up some fake clean persona like the Jonas brothers with their purity rings.
It’s especially hilarious, then, that he ended up dating and knocking up Brenda, who’s been Disney’s faithful representative even when Hilary up and left and Miley forced her way out with bad behavior. Going by her public persona, she’s so straight-laced that it’s bizarre that she and Trace have been going out for at least a year. The one rebellious thing about their relationship is that this happened out of wedlock. (There’s no word if Disney or Billy Ray Cyrus are going to force them to get hitched.)
Neither Trace nor Miley have commented on the news yet; Brenda (if @therealbrendas is actually her handle) hasn’t updated her Twitter since 2010. The best reaction so far came from a Justin Bieber fan Twitter account: Selena better not be next. I’m not even kidding.
And yes, Twitter users have again announced that their childhoods are over.
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