We already know Kim Kardashian loves her ass. And why shouldn’t she? It’s big and wonderful and it made her famous. But I’m starting to think Kim Kardashian really loves her ass, you know, in a more than friends kind of way. How else can you explain the tribute to ass worship that was her wedding cake?
According to Us Magazine, the happy couple neither smashed the cake in each other’s faces, nor passed it out to guests, because they knew that would have been gross. Instead, it just sat there watching over the festivities, a silent tribute to the bride and groom’s favorite bedroom activity. Impressively subtle for someone as T.M.I. as Kim Kardashian, but not so subtle as to go unnoticed by the Internet. Do you think the Internet doesn’t know what a butt plug looks like? Because it does.
Did anyone ever consume the world’s most expensive ever novelty pastry, or did they flush it down the toilet like so much santorum? Did they donate it to a novelty soup kitchen? Or maybe they had…other plans for it? I will add updates as this breaking story develops.