This is a call to action: we must stop temporary teeth tattoos from becoming a thing that people actually wear on their faces. I mean, imagine the alternative: you’re in line at the coffee shop behind a pleasant-seeming girl in a cardigan. She steps on your foot and apologizes. You tell her not to worry about it, and, because the line’s long and you’re bored, ask her how her day’s going. She turns to talk to you, this pleasant-appearing girl, opens her mouth, and BAM!, tattoos all over her pearly whites.
Unless this is all a gang thing. If it’s that, well, uh, forget I said anything. I think these teeth tattoos look lovely.