Your Guide to Which Hot Men Are Starring in Steven Soderbergh’s Male Stripper Film Magic Mike

In case you haven't already heard, Magic Mike is partly based on Channing's experiences as a male stripper at the age of 19, right before he got discovered.

Sort of like Nikki Reed did in the semi-autobiographical Thirteen, Channing will play the role of the man who mentored him. And yes, that makes him Magic Mike.

But who's baby!Channing?

That's right: Alex has just signed on to play the newbie to this club, who learns the ways of stripping and hustling from Magic Mike.

Joe is as good as in the film: He's finalizing a deal that will have him playing Big Dick Richie. That's all we know so far -- but it's quite enough for now, isn't it?

Though we don't have a name, we know that Matt is also one of the strippers at the club. I'm envisioning a seedy but glittery interior like in Burlesque -- you?

Matthew may have the role with the most opportunity for hilarity: He's an ex-stripper who now owns the club where all the hot young men perform. I've waited until now to share the name of the club, because it's so great: Xquisite.

We can't wait for this movie!!