Do you suspect that you may be a character in a movie? Are you trying to get the girl? Never fear! Here is a handy chart that will instruct you, step by step, how to get the girl according to the Rules of Movie Logic. Under this image’s tutelage, you are sure to win the day and land the woman of your dreams. WARNING: These methods have been untested in the real world, and as such should not be applied to real-world scenarios. Failing to comply with this safety warning may result in unsatisfactory results, such as getting slapped, getting slapped, or getting slapped. Proceed with caution.