So, things have been fairly shitty in England these past few days. Rioting, looting, the destruction of Western civilization as we know it, etc. The people who get paid to try to make sense of such things are failing miserably. Enter the verified Twitter accounts. From Justin Bieber‘s confusion to Kim Kardashian‘s demand somebody stop them, they give a perspective on the riots that would otherwise be sorely lacking from public discourse. True philosopher kings, all of them.