Lesser Lohan Ali (or as she’d like to be known from now on, Aliana T), has officially signed a contract with NEXT Model Management, the same agency that reps Milla Jovovich and Molly Simms. As her new twitter account proclaims, she’s now a real model. (Don’t try to follow her. It’s boring. I will let you know if it ever gets exciting.)
“In fashion, Ali will set herself apart as a bona fide icon,” NEXT LA Director Alexis Borges told RadarOnline. “One that fashion fans will follow not because of her famous last name, but because of the beautiful images and fashion trends she is helping create.” Perhaps sensing she (he?) needed to be more specific as to what, exactly, makes Lohan a good model, Alexis told JustJared that “she represents the future face of fashion and will be a photographer’s dream with her chameleon-like beauty.” O RLY?
Ali Lohan’s always been a little cutie, but I’m not sure she’s really got that intense, alien beauty required of high fashion models. Here are some pictures of the 17-year-old “showing off her sexy side” while modeling clothes from her older sister’s line, 6126:
Then again, I guess someone in the family has to be working now that Lindsay’s problems have caused a slump in her schedule. It’ll be interesting to see if NEXT is able to make people take her seriously enough to land her any major campaigns.