• Mon, Aug 8 2011

Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 12

Disclaimer: Danielle Staub did not actually write this post. But, as avid fans of the show, we figured we might have a little insight into her own take on the show. The views expressed here are not those of Crushable, but rather are simply an imagining of what Danielle might have to say.


While it’s early August for the rest of us, it’s New Year’s Eve for the Real Housewives of New Jersey! Leading up to that night, the ladies try to work on their relationships. Jacqueline asks for her father’s advice in helping Ashley to grow up, which proves to be an arduous task. Teresa and her adorable daughters head to Melissa‘s for a play date, and while the kids run around, the grown-ups have a less-than-pleasant time. When it comes time for the annual New Year’s Eve party at the Brownstone, Caroline feels obligated to invite the Wakiles. Check out Danielle Staub‘s expert analysis on this week’s episode!

(Photos via Bravo)

 

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  • Papacciola

    That was so NOT funny and seriously NOTcalled for. To have a grown woman call a child a pig and you actually put it on your website? You should be ashamed of yourself!

  • Jr. Lieese

    WOW. Danielle Staub is disgusting. How can she say those things? If she really said them, may she burn in Hell for all eternity. Only ONE person is Jealous here, and that is Danielle Staub who was kicked out of Real Housewives of New Jersey and eventually left New Jersey. Talk about eviction. What a sad outcast she is, and calling a child a PIG and all these names…also to Lauren, (Caroline’s daughter) was totally uncalled for. She was being a client, and a professional one at that.

    NOT some WHORE like Danielle Staub who fkcus gym instructors, make sex tapes, and gives bl0wj0bs in restaurant bathrooms for her free time. AND claims to be “Catholic” at the same time. What a waste of oxygen in this lifetime she is.

  • NICKI

    This was horrible!!!! The comments made about children???? Are you serious…..Danielle is such trash!

  • daniel

    who ever is managing this site should really examine their taste level this is garbage.

  • ToffieL

    Look at this piece of garbage, trying to be funny by commenting on this show…I think she’s just bitter because nobody wants her on television anymore. What a trashy hoe.

  • linda

    How Danielle could even sink any lower is amazing. This desperate woman truely needs mental help. May god help her children. I will not read anything of hers again.
    Linda

  • eliceo

    i thought it was funny! danielle you made me laugh..

  • Melissa

    Read the disclaimer. at the bottom of the pictures. Danielle did not write this.

    Disclaimer: Okay, so Danielle didn’t really write this post. But doesn’t it totally sound like she did?