Illustrated Event Report: I Went on a Trip to Italy, You Guys!

You guys, I just got back from 12 days in Italy! Did you miss me? Oh, you didn’t even realize I was gone? Well then I guess I’m gonna go ahead and keep your present for myself. I’s delicious… I mean, um, it’s diamonds. Anyway, I was so insanely averse to looking like a shitty American tourist that the only photos I took during my trip were close-up shots of my boyfriend’s face — in low-light, without the flash on. So I drew some pictures and wrote up some captions. Jersey Shore castmembers not included.

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