• Mon, Aug 1 2011

Danielle Staub Analyzes ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Season 3 Episode 11

Disclaimer: Danielle Staub did not actually write this post. But, as avid fans of the show, we figured we might have a little insight into her own take on the show. The views expressed here are not those of Crushable, but rather are simply an imagining of what Danielle might have to say.

 

It’s still Christmas in Jersey! The ladies celebrate the same old-fashioned way we all do: with family, food, presents… plus miniature Mercedes for the single-digit-aged set, basement recording studios, Rolex watches on the tree, and a healthy heaping of guilt from Teresa! But far be it for me to judge the way they choose to spend “Jesus’ birthday” (lucky for us, Melissa reminded us all that Christmas is Jesus’ birthday… just in case anyone forgot); let’s get Danielle Staub’s take on the matter!

(Photos via Bravo)

Disclaimer: Okay, so Danielle didn’t really write this post. But doesn’t it totally sound like she did?

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  • Doesntsupriseme

    Well well well. This sure does NOT surprise me. The trash bag we all know as Danielle is up to her old tricks. Using the word C U N T in the sentence about a child VERY CLASSY . She says she ” NEVER EVER ” talks about any of these folks anymore. HYPOCRITE MUCH. You sure seem jealous as your show ( which is SO HORRIBLE ) cant bring in a tenth of the numbers theirs does. Ever since YOU were FIRED the ratings went thru the roof. What does that tell you? You are a foul and disgusting animal that needs to be put down. HOW DARE YOU say half the sh it you do about these people when they do NOTHING to you. LOWLIFE gutter hog.

  • Andy

    What a classless dog. But whatda expect from a stripping hoe bag that suck s dick for a living. Wait til her kids end up knocked up like her and workin a corner but whatda expect from this whore being their mother.

  • Jill

    In the infamous words of Caroline Manzo,, Danielle is GARBAGE.

  • Autumn61

    I don’t believe Danielle Staub wrote all the comments to go with each pic.

  • MusicChick

    Danielle is a dirty PIG. It is HORRIFYING that she does this and then she says she doesn’t talk crap about any of these folks. When she uses a c word in the same sentence with kids,, that is the lowest form of low. She is a parasite.

  • Your Fantastic

    Hannah,

    You are Fabulous and I get what your doing here but I don’t think you are really capturing “Danielle’s” Essence. It’s way more of a Cee You Next Tuesday, illiterate and stone cold bitch. Grasp that and I’ll spread your blog!

  • Seriously

    Seriously? you all do know that Danielle is not actually writing this, don’t you?