• Sun, Jul 24 2011

‘The ’90s Are All That’ Needs A Drink(ing Game)

You guys! The resurgence of ’90s Nickelodeon starts at midnight on July 25th! That’s TONIGHT! Now that we’re all old enough to drink, clearly the thing to do is to combine the booze with the ’90s and see what magnificent things happen. The starting lineup of “The ’90s Are All That” consists of All That, Clarissa Explains It All, Doug, and Kenan and Kel; later on down the line, such shows as The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Salute Your Shorts and Are You Afraid of the Dark? are set to make appearance, so it can only keep getting better. So tune into TeenNick from 12 to 4am, spike your chocolate milk, and play along with us. Ah, nostalgia! Tastes like booze!

An iconic theme song plays: Take a drink.
Your favorite iconic theme song plays: Take two drinks.

It’s time for Vital Information for Your Everyday Life: Take a drink.
The information contained within Vital Information actually is vital information for your everyday life: Really? I guess there’s a time and a place for everything. Take one drink for every applicable piece of information.
Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, can I take your oooooorder?: Take one drink for each order placed.
Wait, Goodburger actually exists?: Take a bonus drink!
QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN’T YOU SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ?!: Shhhhh. Take one very quiet drink.
Musical guest!: Take one drink. Take two drinks if it’s a guest you were really into back in the day.
Musical guest is introduced via Everyday French with Pierre Escargot: Can I take a nap under your nose?

Clarissa is way cooler than Blossom: Take a drink for each reason.
Sam’s ladder shows up at the window: Take a drink for the ladder.
Sam himself shows up at the window: Take a drink for Sam.
Does Sam ever actually use the front door?: Good question. Take a drink and ponder.
Ferguson is obnoxious: Of course he is. Take a drink for each instance of obnoxiousness.
Janet made something weird for dinner (again): Hold your nose and take a drink.

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