That doesn’t seem very patriotic of you, Robert Downey, Jr. I mean, what does gray and purple have to do with red, white, and blue? This is Captain America, not Captain France. Stop making sexyface at me! I’m serious! This is a faux pas. You understand what that means, because you are a dirty liberal wine-drinking purple-tie rocking … oh, God, come here and make out with me right now.
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