Why is Jon Cryer making that face? Let’s theorize, shall we?
• Ashton Kutcher has a penis tattoo. It’s of his own face and it’s in color.
• Ashton Kutcher’s wearing smiley face boxers.
• Ashton Kutcher’s penis is made out of money.
• Jon Cryer read an unfunny tweet on Ashton Kutcher’s penis.
• Jon Cryer realized he’s posing in a promo shoot for Two and a Half Men.