What’s Really Going On with the ‘Two and a Half Men’ Poster

Why is Jon Cryer making that face? Let’s theorize, shall we?

Ashton Kutcher has a penis tattoo. It’s of his own face and it’s in color.

• Ashton Kutcher’s wearing smiley face boxers.

• Ashton Kutcher’s penis is made out of money.

• Jon Cryer read an unfunny tweet on Ashton Kutcher’s penis.

• Jon Cryer realized he’s posing in a promo shoot for Two and a Half Men.

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    • Natalie Zutter

      I’m kind of creeped out with the kid posing naked with two grown men, but I guess he’s at least a teenager at this point so it’s a little more OK?

    • Paige V.I.

      WHAT IF KUTCH HAS A THIRD BALL?!?!

    • Eileen

      How about: “Ashton Kutcher has used styling gel on his pubic hair”?

      Too far? Perhaps. But I wouldn’t put it past him.