Come on, guys. It’s the end of an era. Grab a Butterbeer or a Firewhiskey. We’ll get through this. I promise.
Baby Harry survives certain death: Take one drink.
Young Harry spends his childhood in a cupboard under the stairs: Take one drink for each year.
Hogwarts letter arrives: Happy birthday! Have a drink!
Someone says “Voldemort”: Aaaah! Take a drink!
Troll in the dungeon!: Throw your drink at the troll’s head and hope for the best.
A well-known adult British actor joins the franchise: Take one drink for each actor.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione survive a year at Hogwarts: Take one drink for the first year, two drinks for the second year, and so on.
Basilisk!: Take a drink and shut your eyes.
A new director signs on: Take one drink for each director.
Dumbledore says something cryptic: Take a drink for cryptic statement.
Dementor attack!: Take a drink, follow it with a chocolate chaser, and summon your best Patronus.
Harry gets better hair: Take one drink.
Hermione gets better hair: Take two drinks.
The entire cast gets better hair: Take a drink for each cast member.
Oh, those kids! They grow up so fast!: Take the drink of a proud surrogate parent.
Voldemort rises: Aaaah! Take a drink!
Aaaah! You just said “Voldemort!”: Aaaah! Take another drink!
Aaaah! You said it again!: AAAH! STOP SAYING THAT!
Prior Incantato: Well, that’s interesting. Take a drink.
Canon character death occurs: Drown your sorrows and drain the bottle.