Yes, Kirstie Alley, we could all tell you’re getting your hair done because you’re tweeting “like a crack whore.” How do crack whores tweet, though? Well: generally not at all. Or in exchange for crack. And definitely never, ever, ever while getting their hair done. Unless, they have been hired to tweet about getting their hair done in exchange for crack. Yes, that must be exactly what Kirstie’s talking about.