At this point, I suspect every Real Housewives cast member already signs a contract to launch their own shapewear line and record a single before they even appear on a single episode. Although Real Housewives of DC was mercifully cancelled, White House party crasher/person who lies about having MS Michaele Salahi is not going away. She was kicked off of Celebrity Rehab for not being addicted to anything besides attention, Playboy passed on her naked photos, and now she’s – of course – launching a single. The song is called “Bump It,” and it is sadly not about the cool hair thingie that makes you look like you have more volume up top. She sing-talks most of the way through it, which is standard, but the scantily clad backup dancers are new. On a scale of bad to awesomely bad, Michaele’s single has nothing on Countess LuAnn‘s “Money Can’t Buy You Class” or Kim Zolciak‘s “Don’t Be Tardy for the Party.” It’s not even funny enough to make fun of, and that’s the sure sign of a reality star crossover fail.
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