“So you see, kids,” Mama said. “Taking nude photos of yourself just simply isn’t worth it.”
Sister Bear looked down. She thought for a moment. “You’re right,” she finally admitted. “And that’s why I’m going to develop an iPhone app that crops your face out of a photo if it detects any sign of nudity.”
“Brilliant,” Mama Bear said.
“Brilliant,” Papa Bear said.
And then they all embraced, even though Sister and Brother felt weird about hugging Papa after all the weird shit he’d told them.