Courtney Stodden’s parents signed a paper allowing their sixteen year old daughter to marry a man more than three times her age. Joe Simpson likes to talk about his daughter Jessica Simpson‘s boobs. All three are creepy, but each has their own, individual creepy voice. Can you match these quotes to the correct parental creeper?
1.“Every father can only pray to have such a man behind their daughter.”
2. “She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
3.“She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”
4.”She’s going to be a huge movie star: She’s like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth.”
5.”[Daughter] was a virgin when she married [husband]. She is a good Christian girl.”
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