Poor Kim. As the only unmarried cast member, she often felt left out, and then on the season finale her own sister accused her of being an alcoholic. Kim doesn't seem to like the fast-paced world of Beverly Hills, so let's have her drive down to Orange County, where she and Vicki Gunvalson will get along just fine.
Poor Kim. As the only unmarried cast member, she often felt left out, and then on the season finale her own sister accused her of being an alcoholic. Kim doesn't seem to like the fast-paced world of Beverly Hills, so let's have her drive down to Orange County, where she and Vicki Gunvalson will get along just fine.
Alexis never misses a chance to lecture her Real Housewives of Orange County costars about how her marriage is better than theirs. Considering how much Alexis loves to brag about her husband and her God, it would be great to watch her go head-to-head against "Amazing Grace"-singing New Jersey housewife Melissa Gorga.
Although she brought the drama, Danielle drove all her Real Housewives of New Jersey costars insane to the point that they refused to work with her. If the rumors that Kim Zolciak is leaving Real Housewives of Atlanta are true, then send Danielle down to fill the resident crazy golddigger slot.
A gorgeous model, Cynthia spent most of her screentime on Real Housewives of Atlanta dealing with her loser boyfriend, who is now her loser estranged husband. If Cynthia wants to get her groove back, might I suggest packing up and moving to Beverly Hills in order to restart her career?
Cat's barbed tongue was one of the only enjoyable things about Real Housewives of DC. The feisty Brit and her husband split up during the season, so she's going to need to find work in the US soon or else get shipped back home. Since Cat and Countess LuAnn have already sniped at each other about matters of proper etiquette, let's bring their drama to Real Housewives of New York, which could really use a shot in the arm - and someone else on the blondes' team.
Although she sounded great on paper, the spa owner and hair removal guru has been a major flop on Real Housewives of New York, lacking the personality of her outrageous costars. Maybe a change of venue would help? Ship Cindy off to Miami, where she can open up a branch of her Completely Bare franchise and try to get that stick out of her ass in the meantime.
