Snap This: Of Course Zooey Deschanel Can Hula Hoop!

Could you imagine how off-balance the world would be if Zooey Deschanel didn’t know how to hula hoop? God would have to go back to the drawing board and we’d all have to accept that the Perfect Girl had not, in fact, been created. Here’s how we feel about hula hooping: that shit is hard, and we could never figure out what in the hell we were supposed to be doing with our hips. And our arms? Where do those go? And how do you keep from getting dizzy? But that’s because we are not Zooey Deschanel by any stretch of the imagination. Bows in our hair? A great way to slip undetected into clown school. Polka dots? More like polka nots! (Yep, exactly, Zooey would have made that cute.)

But, alas, Zooey Deschanel can hula hoop, so the world can continue to spin on its axis.


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